Date:
Mon Mar 1 07:35:08 2004
From:
Victoria
Subject:
Has Anyone Ever.....
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** INDY THINKS THAT THIS IS CALLED HUMOR **
The other-day (pronounced as one word), I built a time-machine(pronounced as
one word) and traveled to Victorian-England (pronounced as one word). I landed
in a two-story house in London-town (pronounced as one word), wherein was a
beautiful, 18-year-old-Victorian-girl (pronounced as one word). "My goodness,"
she ejaculated. "Quite," I curiously retorted. "I say, my-lady,
if it were not quite unproper, I must say that I would verily sniff your ladyfarts
(pronounced as one word) and eat your ladyturds (pronounced as one word)."
"Quite!" rebuffed she. "Rather," encouraged I. The victorian-girl
(pronounced as one word) then lifted up her knicker-skirt (pronounced as one
word) and quite properly commanded her poopy-orifice (pronounced as one word)
to release, at her singular-disgression (pronounced as one word), a rather bulky
feces-turd (pronounced as one word), which I thereby voraciously consumed. She
then ejaculated, in a most proper thespian-accent (pronounced as one word),
"My good man, please, be my guest and consume my copro-entity (pronounced
as one word)," to which I most readily replied, "I am afraid that
sensible request has quite been fulfilled." We both enjoyed a proper,
restrained giggle, whereupon I returned to the present-time (pronounced as one
word).
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