Date: Thu Mar 11 12:26:23 2004
From: ^^JOKESTER
Subject: Yes its me

Clyde & Earl. . .

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Clyde is showering up in a locker room with his brother Earl when he notices
Earl is very well endowed.

"Damn Earl, you're hung!" Clyde exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Clyde asked.

"Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing
it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches!
You should try it."

Clyde agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the
same locker room and Earl asks Clyde how his situation was.

Clyde replied, " I did what you said, Earl, but I've actually gotten smaller!
I've lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"


"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."

"Crisco?" Clyde exclaimed,

"Dammit Clyde, . . . Crisco's shortening! . . ."



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• Yes its me by ^^JOKESTER on Thu Mar 11 12:26:23 2004